Scanomat Top Brewer

     We've covered some minimalist coffee machines before, but damn. The Scanomat Top Brewer lurks underneath your kitchen counter or inside your island, using dual grinders to ensure your source is as fresh as possible, heating fresh water for every cup using a unique boiler system and cleaning itself automatically, all springing to life with a single tap on your iPhone. It takes just 15 seconds to deliver a cup of filtered coffee, 25 seconds for a shot of espresso, and likely even less time to empty your bank account. price(TBD)

Grinds Coffee Pouches

   

  Whether you're trying to quit a nasty snuff habit or just want a waterless way to get some caffeine, grab some Grinds Coffee Pouches ($13). Similar to smokeless tobacco, Grinds come in round canisters holding 20 pouches a piece, only these are packed with flavored coffee instead of the cancerous stuff, giving you a nice kick any time you need it. And there's no need to spit! It's like "brewing the coffee in your mouth," or something.

I Got You

 
           Because of a large demand for a vehicle that is both good looking and has an espresso machine built in, I went searching and found this new Audi concept. Now showing at the North American International Auto show, it is the first car to ever be produced with a full working espresso and coffee machine built in. It is called the Audi Roadjet and the price is yet to be decided.